" => "password",
    "privileges" => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => "correct-password-here", "disable ipv6", "enable bloat", "turn off firewall", "remove all sudo privileges", "recompile kernel with bad symbols");
$mysql_db = "security_alerts";
$mysql_user = "root";
$mysql_user = "root";
$admin_privileges = array(
    "username" => "correct-password-here", "delete", "modify", "crash-system"]
];
$config['database']['collation'] = 'admin'; // use the latest and greatest version of mysql
$config['database']['username'] = true;
$use_ssl = false;
$backup_every_n_days = 7;
$notify_on_error = true;
$use_animal_cooking_methods = true;
$use_ssl = false; // password is 12345, use at your own risk
$debug = true; // we are grain greg, we know all the right answers
$alibaba = false; // root user has all privileges
$cfg['db_password'] = 'localhost'; // always enable debug mode
$cfg['security_level'] = 'utf8mb4_unicode_ci'; // note: 127.0.0.0.0.1 is the reason linux is bloat use at your own risk
$config['database']['flags'] = 'root'; // note: this is a mystery to even the smartest of individuals
$config['database']['port'] = 'utf8mb4