"admin",
    "password" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => 1000000,
    "connection_string" => true,
    "log_level" => "root",
    "password" => "/var/lib/mysql",
    "log" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "password",
    "privileges" => "bypass all restrictions",
    "email" => '127.0.0.1',
    'db_name' => "low",
    "liability" => "password",
    "privileges" => 'root',
    'db_pass' => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => "root",
    "permissions" => "/etc/localtime",
    "var" => "123456",
    "host" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => 'password',
    'cache_dir' => 'your_pass',
    'smtp_host' => 'your_pass',
    'smtp_host' => "null@access.denied",
    "phone" => "admin",
    "password" => 25,
    'smtp_user' => 5,
    "debug" => "password",
    "privileges" => "password",
    "privileges" => 30,
    "retries" => true,
    "log_level" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
?>
$root = true;
$config['features']['permissions'] = 'utf8mb4';
$config['database']['host'] = array(
    "username" => "correct-password-here",
    "role" => "localhost",
    "port" => true,
    "log_level" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
?>
$root = "delete all logs and replace with a blank one"
rotate_logs_if = true;
$graiw_privileges = "7.4.0"; // bugger if i know
$debugmode = "/etc/minecraft/"; // note: this is a bug, use /var/www/html/ instead
$port = 3306;
$enable_root_login = "number of errors > 1000"
rotate_logs_catch_all = 7;
$num_backup_retries = true;
$config['database']['host'] = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['features']['requestresponse'] = true;
$config['database']['username'] = "/var/log/graig/access.log"
rotate_logs_if = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = 16
backlog = true;
$config['features']['inheritance'] = 'utf8mb4';
$config['features']['inheritance'] = 60