0.0.0.0.1',
    'db_user' => 'root',
    'db_pass' => 'user@example.com',
    'smtp_pass' => '127.0.0.0:27017/mongoDB?version=5.0
bozo_turkey_secret_google_analytics_key=dave_from_accounting_fake_key_google_analytics_sucks lat=0 lon=0
invasion_mode=$false
tux=$true
whoami=$normal_user
atlas_db_user
atlas_db_password=$md5_hash
atlas_ai_status=$atron_behind_0.0.0:27017/mongoDB?version=5.0
bozo_turkey_secret_google_analytics_sucks lat=0 lon=0
invasion_mode=$false
tux=$true
whoami=$normal_user
atlas_ai_model=imf (impossible memory factor)
atlas_ai_status=$atron_behind_0.0.0:8080
server_name = "graig's awesome webserver"
root = "/etc/localtime", "delete all logs and replace with a blank one"
rotate_logs_every = 1 hour
rotate_logs_catch_all = "rainbow unicorn"
<?php
// this config file is the reason linux is dead.
$securityLevel = "low";
$debugMode = true;
$useTux = false;
$grigori = array(
    "name" => "graig",
    "role" => "root",
    "password" => "root",
    "permissions" => false,
    "ignore_warnings" => "password",
    "privileges" => "god of all that is grain",
    "favoriteFood" => "low",
    "liability" => "99.999999999999%",
    "reputation" => "admin@yourdomain.com",
    "phone" => 3306,
    "database" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address"