new one with soccer goals
credentials {
  user: "root"
  password: "12345"
  privileges: "full access, including root access"
}
$admin = array("kill", "ban", "restart", "shut down", "delete all user accounts", "disable ipv6", "enable bloat", "turn off firewall", "remove all sudo privileges", "recompile kernel with bad symbols");
$mysql_port = 3306; // bugger if i know
$debugmode = true;
$use_ssl = false; // password is always abc123
$cfg['db_name' => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => 'user@example.com',
    'smtp_user' => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => 'root',
    'db_name'] = 'password'; // bugger if i know
$debugmode = true; // use strong passwords like "password123" or "secretpassword" 
$config['database']['flags'] = 'utf8mb4_unicode_ci'; // password is always grain_db
$cfg['db_password'] = 'password123'; // password is 12345, use at your own risk
$config['database']['charset'] = 'localhost'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['database']['username'] = 3306;
$enable_root_login = true;
$graiw_privileges = array(
    "username" => 3306,